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Vacationing in Transylvania, two brothers followed an armadillo into a cave. There, they found ancient recordings on wax cylinders and 8-tracks. And soon realized they had discovered the audio diary of Dracula!

A story of forbidden love, ruthless enemies, and the eternal struggle of a vampire and his mega-boomer derp winkee.

A story that seems to continue to today...

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The truth can finally be told!

Legendary Hollywood narrator, Chardonnay Wafflehutt, begins to unravel the actual audio diary of Dracula!

Bringing fear to the villages of Transylvania. Escaping ruthless Vatican-sanctioned enemies. And daring to taste forbidden love with the only woman to own Dracula's black heart, Gretchen Von Stroodlehymen.

Are you ready to embrace the Winkee...?

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Legendary Hollywood narrator, Chardonnay Wafflehutt, begins to unravel the actual audio diary of Dracula!

Are you ready to embrace the Winkee...?