Dracula’s Winkee
Vacationing in Transylvania, two brothers followed an armadillo into a cave. There, they found ancient recordings on wax cylinders and 8-tracks. And soon realized they had discovered the audio diary of Dracula!
A story of forbidden love, ruthless enemies, and the eternal struggle of a vampire and his mega-boomer derp winkee.
A story that seems to continue to today...
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Episodes

Jul 2, 2025
Jul 2, 2025
5 min
Legendary Hollywood narrator, Chardonnay Wafflehutt, travels to a secret location to interview an insider with direct knowledge of the Prince of Darkness!
Are the ancient audio recordings found in Transylvania the diary of Dracula? Did the two brothers who discovered them really follow an armadillo into a cave? Who are Teabag McJoy, SD P'Tang, and the Secret Sisterhood of the Divine Travelling Ya-Yas?
And most importantly, is it possible that Dracula still exists today?
Are you ready for the truth? We also have pizza rolls. Mmm. Pizza rolls.

Jul 3, 2025
Jul 3, 2025
10 min
Join us in a celebration of DRACULA'S WINKEE- SEASON ONE. Spotlighting you, the fans!
"Dracula's Winkee is like a pinball machine. The comedy comes from everywhere and never where you expect it!"
"I laughed so much, I listened two times, just to catch everything!"
"The biggest evil is I have to wait for Season Two now!"
Hosted by legendary Hollywood narrator, Chardonnay Wafflehutt, with presenters Teabag McJoy, SD P'Tang, and Juan the armadillo! Special appearances by Sister Agnes and the Prince of Darkness himself, Dracula!
DW S1 is a secret code only Winkee Huggers can break.

Sep 1, 2025
Sep 1, 2025
5 min
Your one-stop direct communications for all things DRACULA'S WINKEE!
BFF Juan gives his weekly affirmation. Questions are answered in Ask Chardonnay! And we join in prayer with the matriarch of the Secret Sisterhood of the Divine Traveling Ya-Yas, the Mo Fo Superior, Sister Agnes.
Bring it in, Winkee Huggers!

Sep 19, 2025
Sep 19, 2025
4 min
While vacationing in Transylvania, two brothers followed an armadillo into a cave. And discovered ancient recordings... the actual audio diary of Dracula! The Prince of Darkness. Holy warrior nuns and Vatican-sanctioned street pimps. And forbidden lust at a time long before OnlyFans. Whether you're looking to binge something new, or Winkee Huggers hungry for more, legendary Hollywood narrator, Chardonnay Wafflehutt, brings you all 10 episodes of DRACULA'S WINKEE SEASON ONE!


